Funny Political Parody Father's Day Card – Bold, Braggy & Hilarious

Make Dad Laugh Like It’s Election Night

Give him a Father’s Day (or birthday) card that riffs on that famous speech style—bold, braggy, and 100 % tongue-in-cheek.

Donald-Inspired Punchline

Front reads: “You’re the greatest dad ever. Everyone knows it and they all agree…” — guaranteed chuckles from Dad and the whole family.

Large & Blank Inside

5 × 7″ format leaves plenty of room for heartfelt notes, drawings from the kids, or a sneaky gift card.

Premium Cardstock

Printed on 300 gsm thick paper with a silky exterior; uncoated interior won’t smear ink.

Ready-to-Gift Kraft Envelope

Self-seal flap means no messy glue. Rigid mailer protects the card from shipping bends.

Specifications

• Size: 5 × 7 in / 127 × 178 mm (folded)
• Material: 300 gsm coated cover + uncoated inside
• Inside: Blank
• Envelope: Kraft, peel-and-seal
• Designed & printed in the USA

FAQ

Q: Can I write with gel pens?
A: Yes—the uncoated interior handles gel, felt-tip, or ballpoint without smudging.

Q: Will it fit a 4 × 6″ photo?
A: Absolutely; the envelope is roomy enough for standard prints or gift cards.

Q: Is the envelope postage ready?
A: Yep—standard first-class stamp in the U.S. covers it.